Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient