Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.