ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.