ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.