ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.