Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.