Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.