Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.