Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.