Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.
If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: write it.