International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.