Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
Ambrose BierceREPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.
Ambrose BierceDEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
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