NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.