Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.