The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.

OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.