Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.

INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

Immoral: Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral. If mans notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from and nowise dependent on, their consequences-then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.