Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.
Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".