NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Ambrose BierceOcean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Ambrose BierceCorporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Ambrose BierceNIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.
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