Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Ambrose BierceAn appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.
Ambrose BierceA wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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