Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
Doubt is the father of invention.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
TRUCE, n. Friendship.
NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.