A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance... The Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one - the knowledge and the dream.

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.