FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.