FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.