OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

LEXICOGRAPHER, n. A pestilent fellow who, under the pretense of recording some particular stage in the development of a language, does what he can to arrest its growth, stiffen its flexibility and mechanize its methods.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.