RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.

diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.