Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.