IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.