Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.