Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.