MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

A modern school where football is taught.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.