Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.

RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.