UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

PLAGUE, n. In ancient times a general punishment of the innocent for admonition of their ruler, as in the familiar instance of Pharaoh the Immune. The plague today . . . is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.