UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.