IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.