Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.