Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.
Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.