There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.

Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he died by one kind or another - the classification is for the advantage of the lawyers.

PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.