EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.