CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager.

Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.

MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.

Congratulations is the civility of envy.

IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.