Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.

OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

Habit: A shackle for the free.

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.