PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

Example is better than following it.

POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.

DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper - the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort.