The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

I keep a conscience uncorrupted by religion, a judgment undimmed by politics and patriotism, a heart untainted by friendships and sentiments unsoured by animosities.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'