Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.

A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.