Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.

Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.

Molecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.