Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.