WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.