The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.