The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.