PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.