Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

GNU, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.

Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.

RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.

Example is better than following it.