You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

RESPITE, n. A suspension of hostilities against a sentenced assassin, to enable the Executive to determine whether the murder may not have been done by the prosecuting attorney. Any break in the continuity of a disagreeable expectation.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic