You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.