EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

A single swallow, it is said, devours ten millions of insects every year. The supplying of these insects I take to be a signal instance of the Creator's bounty in providing for the lives of His creatures.

GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.