Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".