You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.

Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.