MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.

SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.