ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.