PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.