Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.

Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.