Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.