HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.

You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!

General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.