IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.