PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. A desiccated epigram.

POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.