Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.