Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.

Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.