Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.