I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
Ambrose BierceAPOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
Ambrose BierceA leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
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