ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.