Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.

Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.